Scallop

Scallop AKA the-scallop-that-games was just an innocent nerdy scallop of trash, until he got abducted by aliens, AKA the Squard

Quotes:

'♫ Mr. Jam Man... ♫' - Scallop*Demonic squealing* - Scallop 'Get off mah lawn!' - Scallop 'I only hail GLaDOS' - Scallop 'I will eat two... no... FIVE whole bags of sour gummy worms' - Scallop 'It's still 20XX and I have no idea what [Y] is.' - Scallop (constantly) 'I'm ready to be wrecked' - Scallop 

Trivia:

<li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Joined on 10th of August </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Major Portal 2 fanboy like you wouldn't believe </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Loves shows about rocks from space with a half human kid that is a children's cartoon on the surface, but really the S.S. Feels </li></ul>